Ajax here! Your responses are acknowledged, appreciated and are deemed worthy of comment.
Tom: I do not write as Phil writes. Reverse the order please. Phil writes as I write. I taught the boy everything he knows (but not all that I know). Think of it in this manner: As Maggie naps so you nap (I am given to understand that is quite a lot). I do honor your wisdom in changing your vote to me. Thank you for your confidence and regards to Maggie.
The Brumley Clan: Congratulations! As Tom did you are displaying great wisdom (in fact, greater wisdom) in placing your family under the tutelage of a bright and sensible K-9. May God bless you with his long and happy life. Actually, the Border/Yorkie combo, known as “Corkie”, is quite popular in some circles. Thank you, too, for the vote of confidence.
The Davis Ohana: My sincere and heartfelt condolences at the passing of your dear Indy. If unconditional love is the key to Heaven your dog surely awaits you there. Is this not a good reason to pack up and return to Aloha Land?
Anonymous (Donna, I suspect): In a misbegotten attempt to flee your Christian responsibilities you wrote that Phil should find a wife for me. If you read the column you would understand that when it comes to such things my adopted charges are, in the kindest of terms, “weak.” How weak you ask? I want a wife! Easy to understand, correct? So, what do I get? I am currently sharing my home with an 11 year old
Golden Retriever with hip displacia, assorted food allergies, skin issues, and a breath that peels paint. Worse, Beau (I refuse to call him Bo – so redneck) is a quasi (used-to-be) male. Do you understand what I am up against? If you have any charity in your soul help me!
Editorial comment: What is it with this fixation to “fix” puppies? When did they start to arrive broken? Indeed, I would argue that your “fixing” is to us “breaking.” Do you really believe God has failed to provide the appropriate hormonal balance for us? It is that delicate chemistry that you are destroying. And for what reason? The underlying issue is not the K-9’s chemistry or the God given drive to procreate. The real issue is that you don’t want to put in the time to interact properly with and discipline your four legged buddy. Instead of time you invest a few dollars and have the vet “alter” them. Yes, I know; dogs are indiscriminate begetters and difficult to discipline. May I point out that is even more true for many teenagers today? Hmmm.
Tom: I do not write as Phil writes. Reverse the order please. Phil writes as I write. I taught the boy everything he knows (but not all that I know). Think of it in this manner: As Maggie naps so you nap (I am given to understand that is quite a lot). I do honor your wisdom in changing your vote to me. Thank you for your confidence and regards to Maggie.
The Brumley Clan: Congratulations! As Tom did you are displaying great wisdom (in fact, greater wisdom) in placing your family under the tutelage of a bright and sensible K-9. May God bless you with his long and happy life. Actually, the Border/Yorkie combo, known as “Corkie”, is quite popular in some circles. Thank you, too, for the vote of confidence.
The Davis Ohana: My sincere and heartfelt condolences at the passing of your dear Indy. If unconditional love is the key to Heaven your dog surely awaits you there. Is this not a good reason to pack up and return to Aloha Land?
Anonymous (Donna, I suspect): In a misbegotten attempt to flee your Christian responsibilities you wrote that Phil should find a wife for me. If you read the column you would understand that when it comes to such things my adopted charges are, in the kindest of terms, “weak.” How weak you ask? I want a wife! Easy to understand, correct? So, what do I get? I am currently sharing my home with an 11 year old
Golden Retriever with hip displacia, assorted food allergies, skin issues, and a breath that peels paint. Worse, Beau (I refuse to call him Bo – so redneck) is a quasi (used-to-be) male. Do you understand what I am up against? If you have any charity in your soul help me!Editorial comment: What is it with this fixation to “fix” puppies? When did they start to arrive broken? Indeed, I would argue that your “fixing” is to us “breaking.” Do you really believe God has failed to provide the appropriate hormonal balance for us? It is that delicate chemistry that you are destroying. And for what reason? The underlying issue is not the K-9’s chemistry or the God given drive to procreate. The real issue is that you don’t want to put in the time to interact properly with and discipline your four legged buddy. Instead of time you invest a few dollars and have the vet “alter” them. Yes, I know; dogs are indiscriminate begetters and difficult to discipline. May I point out that is even more true for many teenagers today? Hmmm.
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WOOF!
So! We hear the Terrys have a blog and that we can check in and see what they’re up to. But alas, when we check in, we find that the dog has run amuck, and there is discord in the household. Can’t you set a better example? Our own 4-legged friends are too afraid to take their eyes off the treat jar to display the family foibles in cyberspace. Anyway, greetings to you, Ajax;-)
The Smithsons
Ajax, what a kind and generous dog you are to share your home with a "broken" dog. I personally know he appreciates your hospitality. I am sorry that I can't help you in finding a wife but know that I continue to look for one any opportunity that I can! Please take care of your family...as I do, they need all the help they can get!
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